Beg, borrow or peel, because the time is ripe to orange a visit to the sweet seaside village of Dania Beach, where The Big Orange is open all year rind. Squeeze be advised that this mandarin-credible roadside attraction can be found round the side of Alex’s Flamingo Groves & Gift Shop. Pre-pear for a bargain, as prices have been rejuiced!
You might find my jokes pith-etic, but pomelo out, dude. I reckon I’m hi-spherical!
Whilst The Big Orange offers a nice place to citrus and think, or maybe even get a suntan-gerine, the sense of neglectarine is pulpable. It really is a lime against humanity, because all this pipular tourist trap seeds is a little love. Hey, hey, don’t fruit the messenger and stop threatening me with valencia – I mean you no harmalade!
The Big Orange doesn’t quite measure up to Fort Lauderdale’s other Big Things, such as Thrive and Pegasus, but I probably shouldn’t manda-bring them up. Honestly, that would be like comparing apples and… well, some other sort of fruit.
Well that’s enough navel-gazing from me, so all the zest!
