Never smile at Daryl the Crocodile
No, don’t get friendly with Daryl the Crocodile
Don’t be taken in by his games and lark
Or the fact he lives at the Aussie Reptile Park
Never smile at Daryl the Crocodile
Never kiss his handsome head and stop to talk awhile
Never listen to his hopes and dreams
Of gobbling up six football teams
You may very well lose your body
Just up the road from Frilly and Ploddy
But there’s always a special time and place
To look at that rugged, whimsical face
And say, “I don’t care if he eats me, we just have to kiss!”
Daryl’s one Big that you just can’t miss!
