There once was a Big Thing named Dreamer
Who was created by Patti Warashina
She looked quite delish
Admiring her fish
Oh, what a positive demeanour!
On the corner of Westlake and Republican
Dreamer tempts like no other can
She’s 18 feet long
And great at ping pong!
With tootsies larger than those of a pelican
One day came a boy from Australia
Whose hunt for Big Things was no failure
Bardot was his name
Large women his game
With a song, he came, to regale her
When Dreamer didn’t react, there was panic
Bigs’ behaviour became quite manic
He screamed and he wept
In a gutter he slept
Then he remembered her ears are ceramic!
