Tag: Dublin

  • The Wishing Hand, Dublin, Ireland

    The Wishing Hand, Dublin, Ireland

    The Wishing Hand – a thumb-in-a-million art piece by offbeat artisan Linda Brunker – welcomes the curious to Dublin’s Ministry of Education. Thus, it not only provides Ireland’s youngsters with a heavy-handed message about the potential of the human spirit, it also teaches them about the importance of oversized roadside architecture.

    A bronzed meditation on life and love, The Wishing Hand also gives a middle-finger to the establishment. The locals must’ve thought all their wishes had come true when it was installed one salubrious morn in 2001, but it looks pretty heavy, so it must’ve been all hands on deck that day!

    Stoic and detached, with an unyielding fetishism for biological hyperrealism, The Wishing Hand can, at first, come across as a little lifeless. The term ‘corporate art’ prances upon the tip of my tongue although this is, perhaps, unfair. One can only truly appreciate this masterpiece after a moment of quiet meditation.

    It’s only then, as the light dances across the fingernails, that Linda’s trademark style comes to the fore. The Wishing Hand becomes and ode to nature. It sings songs of water and wind and fire and, dare I say it, hedonistic eroticism.

    It mourns, like the rest of us, for a simpler time.

    “My work comes from a place where art, science, nature and the human spirit meet,” Linda pointed out. “Our world is fascinating at every level, from microscopic organisms to the galaxy that surrounds us. I am becoming more and more aware of what many traditional cultures knew – that all things are connected. This work is the product of my continual explorations of the natural and spiritual world around me.”

    I was struggling to put my finger on it, Linda, but that was just what I was about to say!

    The Handmaid’s Tale

    Visitors should note that there is no left hand – but that’s all right! The nearby tribute to Luke Kelly is just a head, after all, so maybe the locals are spreading massive dismembered body parts across Dublin to scare off the English or something.

    The Wishing Hand does, however, go hand-in-hand with other massive mitts such as Entrust, La Mano, Bird in Hand, Monumento A La Paz and, well The Mitt. I’ve re-used the same jokes in pretty much every one of those entries, so maybe I should put a metacar-pause on visiting Big Hands for a while.

    The Wishing Hand was conceived as a hands-on exhibit. Guests are invited to climb atop the piece’s vast palm and sit, cloaked in the unnerving silence of a crisp Dublin forenoon to beg for their greatest desires. With a heart full of hope, I did just that. I wanted to get some firsthand experience, to be sure, to be sure.

    Unfortunately, I’d guzzled a carafe of Guinness for breakfast and promptly passed out betwixt the Hand’s formidable fingers. When I awoke, alone and afraid, the only thing I wished for was a couple of Panadols and a good night’s wrist.

  • Luke Kelly, Dublin, Ireland

    Luke Skelly Statue, Dublin, Ireland

    “Whiskey in the Jar”

    As I was a goin’ to see the Luke Kelly Statue in Dublin
    I bumped into Colin Farrell sittin’, drinkin’ in a fount’in
    I first produced me autograph book, careful not to have seizure
    Saying “I loved you in Phone Booth, Col, the way you held that receiver!”

    Mush-a ring dumb-a do dumb-a da
    Whack fall the daddy-o, whack fall the daddy-o
    Luke’s the Dubliners’ star!

    I took Colin’s manly hand as we posed before Luke Kelly
    He held me a little closer, to make the gathered mob jelly
    The ladies sighed and swore that they would severely beat me
    But it’s worth it to spend a moment with Col, girls, so eat me!

    Mush-a ring dumb-a do dumb-a da
    Whack fall the daddy-o, whack fall the daddy-o
    This story’s getting bizarre!

    Luke Kelly smiled along with us, as the horde grew in number
    Luke and Col and Bigs Bardot just watched the throng in wonder
    There was no escape as our devotees backed us towards the water
    I kissed Col, then Luke, and whispered “I wish I was your daughter!”

    Mush-a ring dumb-a do dumb-a da
    Whack fall the daddy-o, whack fall the daddy-o
    I want Luke Kelly to be my pa!

    Colin Farrell’s usually so cool, but soon did he unravel
    Took off his shoe and threw it at the crew, boy did it travel!
    Then I produced me pistol and Luke Kelly coughed up his rapier
    We let off shots and left that group of teenage girls shaken!

    Mush-a ring dumb-a do dumb-a da
    Whack fall the daddy-o, whack fall the daddy-o
    Bet that will leave a scar!

    Colin’s super strong, pushed Luke Kelly off the block he rest on
    Then we rolled that giant noggin down the main street of Dublin
    The girls would fly like ten pins as we swaggered out into the day
    Watch out, world, here we come, so you’d better get out of our way!

    Mush-a ring dumb-a do dumb-a da
    Whack fall the daddy-o, whack fall the daddy-o
    Luke barely fit in a car!

    We took delight as we did travel all over Ireland
    Col and Luke and Bigs Bardot will be together till the end
    As we sat atop the Cliffs of Moher, waiting for the boys in blue
    Col and Luke both leant in to say, “Bigs, we will adopt you!”

    Mush-a ring dumb-a do dumb-a da
    Luke’s now my daddy-o, Luke’s now my daddy-o
    Luke Kelly is my pa!

    Mush-a ring dumb-a do dumb-a da
    Col’s now my daddy-o, Col’s now my daddy-o
    This has gone way too far!