Tag: Sacramento

  • Howie the Turtle, Oak Park, California

    Howie the Turtle, Oak Park, California

    McLatchy Park, home to a happy-go-lucky turtle and a rag-tag selection of oversized fruit and junk food, seems like the happiest place on Earth. It’s hard to imagine that this tranquil slice of Californian suburbia was the site of one of history’s most tragic events.

    Joyland Amusement Park opened to a flabbergasted public in 1913, boasting a giant racer, swimming baths, and a zoo. There was even a turtle named Howie, who provided much joy to the people of Sacramento until perishing from loneliness in early 1914.

    Men, women and children would ride the streetcars to the park on Sac’s outskirts, looking to escape the crushing banality of a world before the Big Bike and Big Hands were around to amuse them. Then, in 1920, fire tore through the park, destroying the rides and wiping out many of the remaining animals.

    Howie, it seems, had the best of it.

    Guess who’s back, back again?
    Howie’s back, tell a friend!

    The charred remains of the fair were purchased by a Mr Valentine McClatchy, who named it James McClatchy Park after his father. At the time of publishing, I’ve been unable to confirm whether the ‘Park’ bit is because it was a park, or whether his father was actually named James McClatchy-Park.

    It was soon gifted to the city and turned into public recreation grounds. The current-day playground was installed a few years ago, with its design heavily inspired by history. The slide looks like a rollercoaster, there’s a huge box of popcorn… and there’s even a turtle.

    A century since his passing, Howie is back to charm and enthral the people of Sacramento with his cheeky grin and oddball personality. Though slightly smaller than his Aussie cousin Colin, this turtle has won the hearts of a new generation of thrillseekers.

    And the best news is that this is one turtle unlikely to die of depression, because children (and grown men who act like children) are constantly climbing on him. McLatchy Park is, finally, the very happiest place on Earth once more.

  • A Life’s Ride, Sacramento, California

    A Life's Ride, West Sacramento, CaliforniaArtwork by terrance Martin

    When much-loved Sacramentonian cyclist Andy Yokoyama joined the big peloton in the sky in 2012, his death took the air out of the city’s tyres.

    But instead of spinning their wheels in mourning, the community jumped back in the saddle to create a fitting tribute to the bikable fellow. The result is A Life’s Ride, an astonishing piece from local artist Terrance Martin that’s chained up near Sac’s famous Tower Bridge.

    The titanic two-wheeler doubles as a bench, making it the perfect spot to not only reflect upon Andy’s inspirational existence, but to also watch the seals play merrily in the glistening Sacramento River. If you’re lucky, you might even see some homeless men have a knife fight.

    Andy’s widow, Cathy, enjoys recycling just as much as he enjoyed cycling, and insisted the monument be crafted from materials found on her hubby’s farm. Thankfully that didn’t mean building it from wilting zucchinis and Brussels sprouts, with two-thirds of A Life’s Ride comprised from old tractor wheels and other bits and pieces her beloved once worked with.

    “We asked Terry to use parts from the farm, if he was good with that idea,” Cath enthused. “He was!”

    Isn’t it heartwarming to see everyone working in tandem!

    The Ride of Your Life

    It was Andy’s long-time friend and official spokesperson for the project, Carol Davis, who really set the wheels in motion. Not only was she the one who had to wheel with city council to allow the tribute to be parked on public property, she also approached the artist to gauge his interest.

    “We told Terry we wanted a bench,” Cathy velodromed on. “Carol had seen his benches at the Sacramento Zoo [and probably a turtle]. We were thinking of the form of a bicycle because Andy really enjoyed biking.”

    Señor Martin, surely inspired by similar prodigious pushies in Sydney and Lac d’Annecy, was only too happy to help.

    “I want to do stuff that makes people walk up and smile,” Terrance told a star-struck journalist, and it seems like he wasn’t pedalling lies. “The next thing they’re going to start doing is talk to the person standing right next to them.”

    Tragically the bike has been a regular target of vandalism over the years, with the dregs of society seeing it as a canvas in their futile battle against ‘the man’. Honestly, why not take the advice of the nearby Peace statue?

    During my visit I encountered a gang of heavily-tattooed tough guys drawing crude depictions of genitalia on the bike. They simply didn’t get the significance of A Life’s Ride.

    Filled with rage I stormed over to teach them a lesson they wouldn’t soon forget. When they pulled a gun on me I simply complimented their artistic vision and rode off into the sunset.

  • Peace, Sacramento, California

    Peace statue, Sacramento, California, United StatesBy Stephen J. Kaltenbach

    Give peace a chance… or should that be give peace a HANDS. This massive set of mitts was created by the ever-talented Stephen Kaltenbach, and can be found right near the State Capitol in downtown Sac.

    When the world needed a hero, Steve was there to lend a hand, knuckling down to bring Sacramentonians a message of glove and harmony. The results, as you can see, are simply irre-wrist-ible.

    Thumbing his nose at bigots, haters and other ne’er-do-wells, Steve hopes his statue – known simply as Peace – will teach us to hold each other a little tighter, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation or the fact they’ve decided to dedicate their life to tracking down Big Things, rather than getting a job and a girlfriend and moving out of the spare bedroom. Do you hear that, Mum?

    Peace brought a new era of goodwill to Sacramento – and the United States as a whole – in 2006, and was soon joined by A Life’s Ride. The piece was surely inspired by another influential set of digits, La Mano in Punta del Este. Steve, however, palms off comments his work is a copy.

    Steve’s also responsible for a woman’s severed head just up the road. Of course I mean a statue of a woman’s severed head – known as Matter Contemplates Spirit. As far as I’m aware he’s never decapitated anyone, male, female or other.

    I can’t shake the feeling that, no matter what he tries his hand at, Steve makes a real fist of it!