Tag: San Francisco

  • Cupid’s Span, San Francisco, California

    Cupid's Span, San Francisco, California, United States of America

    Many a tourist has left their heart in San Francisco, so of course there’s a Big Thing dedicated to love and romance right next to the Bay Bridge.

    Created by lovers Claes Oldenburg and Coosje van Bruggen in 2002 and measuring an un-bow-lievable 18 metres from tip to amorous tip, Cupid’s Span quickly surpassed the Golden Gate Bridge as the bay city’s most photographed landmark.

    It’s common to see clusters of curious Korean tourists quivering with excitement as they pose in front of the monument. It’s said that anyone who touches the arrow will soon find their bow-loved – or at least some no-strings-attached fun.

    Cupid’s massive tool was made from fibreglass and steel for an undisclosed cost – so I assume it was quite ex-span-sive. According to the artists, the tip of the projectile plunges into the fertile Californian soil to defunctionalise the weapon, positioning it as a symbol of peace and hope.

    If you don’t understand Claes and Cass, then you need to stop being so arrow-minded!

    Cupid is as Cupid does

    A visit to Cupid’s Span elicits memories of a slightly smaller, yet no less beloved, bow and arrow set in another of the world’s most popular tourist destinations, Lake Cathie. Yet those responsible want to point out theirs is no nock-off.

    “Arriving at San Francisco airport, one is greeted with a recording by Mayor Willie Brown, which extols the city as a place with heart,” the artists explained after several critics claimed they’d missed the mark. “Countless songs and stories celebrate San Francisco as the realm of love.”

    Yes, that might sound like a load of bullseye, but let’s go with it.

    Sadly, Cupid’s arrow didn’t fly straight for me during my trip to San Fran, with my date with Yahoo programming wunderkind/Starbucks barista Devon failing to yield the lifelong love and companionship I yearn for.

    Still, the clam chowder was delightful and the disco I attended in the Castro afterwards taught me several valuable life lessons that I’ll be discussing with my therapist for years.

  • The Big Crab, San Francisco, California

    The Big Crab, San Francisco, CaliforniaFisherman's Wharf

    “(Sittin’ With) the Crab for the Day”

    Sittin’ in the San Fran sun
    The Crab’ll be snippin’ when the evenin’ comes
    Watching Bigs Bardot roll in
    Then he’ll make an excuse and scuttle away forever, yeah

    I’m sittin’ with the Crab for the day
    Wondering which way he sways, ooh
    Because it’s scientifically proven crabs can be gay
    Crustacean time!

    I left my home in Gosford
    Headed for the Frisco Bay
    ‘Cause I’ve had everythin’ to live for
    As there’s a Big Thing to visit every day

    So I’m just gon’ sit with the Crab for the day
    Watchin’ the way his his cephalothorax sways, ooh
    Shopping at the The Wharf Store is a good way to save
    Crustacean time!

    My obsession with the Big Crab may seem strange
    But trust me when I say I am sane
    I want him to pinch my bum even when I say not to
    But he doesn’t want to play that game, no

    The poor ol’ Big Crab has no bones
    Without him I fear I’ll die alone, listen
    I’m 20,000 miles from home
    Kissing a crab statue highlighted in chrome

    Now I’m just gon’ sit with my beloved Crab for a day
    Until he inevitably scurries away, ooh yeah
    Why will nobody I love stay
    My whole life has been a waste of time