Somebody once told me the world is gonna love me
I run the best Big Things site you’ve read
One day I was having fun eating tacos in the sun
When I saw a Big Starfish up ahead
Well, the tears start coming and they don’t stop coming
Dodging the traffic, I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to run, run, run
Towards Fuente del Ceviche, yum, yum, yum!
The Fountain of Fish is a sight to see
These photos I’m taking are so sweet!
You’ll never see him if you don’t go (GO!)
To Cancún, down in México
Hey, now, that’s a Big Star, get your game on, go today
Hey, now, that’s a Big Star, he really makes the grade
And all that glitters is gold
The Big Starfish’s story will be told!
Del Ceviche is a cool Big, so no cold shoulder
Built in the early-90s, but looks a bit older
Like a graffitied Claudia Schiffer
Put on a sombrero, take a picture
The Star’s paint job is getting pretty thin
There are homeless there who’ll attack you on a whim
His future looks dire. How about yours?
With Claw and Ven nearby you will never get bored
Hey, now, that’s a Big Star, it is free and not paid
Hey, now, that’s a Big Star, oh is that Randy Quaid?
And all that glitters is gold
The Big Starfish will never get old!
Go to Cancún!
There’s plenty of room
In May or June
If you don’t, you’re a goon
Oye, esa es una gran estrella, comienza tu juego, ve a jugar
Oye, esa es una gran estrella, comienza el programa y cobra
Y todo lo que brilla se paga con oro
Sólo estrellas fugaces…
A passing cholo asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this Big
I said sí, sounds bueno to me
Let’s get an enchilada with cheese
Explore the Yucatan for a few days
Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
We visit many Big Things that are stunning
Nachi, Caracol our lives were fun
Too many nachos, Pedro acts dumb
So much to do, and Bigs to see
Road trippin’ life with Pedro is sweet
After 20 years the two of us go
Back to Fuente del Ceviche – woah!
Hey, now, he’s still a Big Star, he’ll never go away
Hey, now, he’s still Big Star, even if his paint fades
This parody of All Star‘s getting old
Surprised you made it this far, truth be told
And all that glitters is gold
I think this quesadilla is growing mold
