Tag: The Big Potato

  • Kenny the Kennebec Potato, Sassafras, Tas

    Statue of Kenny the Kennebec, with Bigs Bardot standing underneath it

    Kenny the Kennebec is a real spud-muffin! With his madcap grin and flamboyant hand gestures, he welcomes visitors to the village of Sassafras, on the fertile northern expanse of Tasmania.

    You can’t miss Kenny, because he’s seated rather uncomfortably atop a seven-metre pole. Geez, that looks like it must’ve mashed his potatoes!

    Being so high up makes it hard to take photos with the portly potato, so hopefully they’ll lower him sooner or tater.

    Kenny started life in the early-80s, when potato farmer Rick Rockliff realised he needed something BIG to promote his roadside potato stall.

    “We decided then that we’d build a proper little set up there, and the big spud was part of the advertising campaign,” Rick told a delighted reporter from the ABC.

    Rick grabbed a particularly handsome kennebec potato from his farm, chopped it into wedges, then built a two-metre-tall scale model out of wire mesh, cement and fibreglass. But a potato, whilst delicious and nutritious, is a bit boring to look at, so Rick added a face, arms and legs.

    And then, for the gravy on top, he added a wide-brimmed hat. The tourists poured in, the potatoes walked out the door – the big guy was a KEN-sation.

    But then, one blustery day, the hash brown came toppling down.

    Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

    During a wild storm in October 2023, the tater tottered and – all of a spudden – crashed to the dirt.

    “A truck backed into the pole about two or three weeks ago and weakened it,” a clearly rattled Rick explained. “The strong wind over the weekend finished the job off. But it was always solidly built, so it’s very superficial damage.”

    But when the (hot) chips were down, Rick chose to find light in the darkness, turning a tragic event into an opportunity. He gave Kenny a new lick of paint and, after spending time relaxing around the side of a building, the big fella was back on his pole by the middle of January, 2024.

    Oh, Rick, you really are a (potato) gem!

    Despite being a yam of the people, Kenny the Kennebec isn’t friendly with that other Big Potato in New South Wales. In fact, the two are starch-enemies.

    Alright, that’s enough dodgy jokes for one entry, so it’s time to wind things up and give this supersized spud a rating. I give this Big a solid Ken out of 10!

  • The Big Potato, Robertson, NSW

    A man standing in front of The Big Potato on a sunny day

    Some think he looks more like a Poo-tato than a Potato, but I reckon he’s a real spud-muffin! The 10-metre-wide, four-metre-tall Big Potato was carefully crafted in 1977 by local farmer Jim Mauger, and stands in starch contrast to the rural village of Robertson that houses him. 

    Modelled after the delicious Sebago variety of spud, the beguiling Big Potato was designed to house a vegetable museum that, tragically, never eventu-tatered. Wipe away those tears because there are plenty of takeaway shops in town, so you’ll be able to find some potato scallops to study!

    The best place to gobble your lunch is right next to the Big Potato, because his admirers recently chipped in to landscape the park he lives in, and he’s now wedged between some delightful picnic tables. It’s particularly fun to watch the endless stream of spec-taters stopping by for selfies!

    Right next door is the ravishing Robertson Supermarket, which offers a wide range of Big Potato magnets, stickers and tea towels. I bought a scrumptious Spud t-shirt that I wear several times a week – we’re a mash made in heaven!

    He’s for sale… and cheap as chips!

    If this is spud at first sight, I have some wonderful news – The Big Potato can be yours for the bargain price of $920,000. That’s right, his current owners, Heather and Neil Tait (yes, that’s their real names! If only everyone in possession of a Big was forced to have a related name!) are looking to bake someone’s day by sending this potato to the market.

    Imagine living inside a giant potato – wouldn’t it be a lux-tuber-ous existence! You’d also be perfectly positioned to make regular day trips to Yerrinbool’s amazing Apple, because it’s a short drive away.

    Astonishingly the Big Potato isn’t heritage listed, therefore it could be demolished by a cold-hearted developer. So come on, Big Thing fanatics, let’s pool our money and buy. I therefore raise my hand to be the care-tater.

    There’s no sprout about it, this potato is a gem!