Little Bigs BardotSat in a meadowOn a lovely Seattle dayThere came a Big Spider,Who sat down beside herAnd frightened Bigs Bardot away Seattle’s monumental Big Spider is a load of rubbish – and I mean that in the kindest way possible! Your valiant reporter, the inimitable Bigs Bardot, was swaggering through the lively streets of Georgetown on my way to see Hat n’ Boots. Suddenly, … Continue reading The Big Spider, Seattle, Washington
With a sassy attitude, girl-next-door good looks and legion of rabid fans, Aranha Grande is fast becoming the most popular arthropop-star in the Americas. The leggy luminary has wowed the New World with hit songs such as God is a Spider, Dangerous Spider, 34+35=Spider and Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m A Spider. Not a whole lot of variety, sure, but pretty good for an … Continue reading Aranha Grande, Penha, Brasil
Itsy Bitsy the Big SpiderClimbed up the water towerDown came the rainAnd made the spider cowerOut came the sunAnd dried up all the rainAnd Itsy Bitsy the Big SpiderClimbed up the tower again! You’d hate to be a fly in the cosy village of Urana, because it’s home to a spider the size of a small car! But don’t be scared, because this aspiring web … Continue reading Itsy Bitsy the Big Spider, Urana, NSW
