Oh, say can you see, by the dawn’s early light, that the United States of America is overflowing with oversized roadside attractions? There are humongous hotties in Hawai’i, colossal creatures in California, fifty-foot freaks in Florida and wondrous whoppers in Washington.
There are even Bigs to be found in New York – although not, surprisingly a Big Apple. Oh, you Yanks are so wacky!
Yes, America really is the land of the free and the home of the huge!