Tag: Bundy

  • Bundy the Wonderdog, Walkervale, Qld

    Live in Bundaberg and have a sick sausage dog or a queezy kelpie? Lucky you, because now you can head to Greencross Vets in Walkervale. They’ll patch up your poorly pooch and, more importantly, you can have your photo taken with an enormous mosaic mutt.

    Please raise your rum bottles as we toast the one and only Bundy the Wonderdog!

    This bone-afide masterpiece is much more than a simple canine, however. Bundy, who appears to be a Dalmatian of some sort, is ensconced in the warm embrace of a loving veterinarian.

    At least I think that’s what the big, moon-shaped head behind him is meant to represent.

    When the sun shimmers on the thousands of black and white tiles, it’s hard to determine where dog ends and human begins – a post-modern commentary on the timeless bond between man and beast, perhaps?

    Bundy was commissioned by legendary local vet David Lever who, along with his wife, ran the practice for many years. Thankfully, when Greencross took over in 2007, they decided to keep the wacky woofer out the front.

    They’d be barking mad not to!

    Thus far, I’ve been unable to track down the name of the artist who actually created this mosaic monument. Maybe it was Antoni Growl-dí – teehee!

    Sadly, like Basílica i Temple Expiatori de la Sagrada Família, Bundaberg’s own cultural centrepiece remains incomplete. The bottom half of this statue consists of plain grey concrete, as the tiles were either never installed or have fallen off.

    Talk about erect-tile dysfunction!

    Just Another Manic Bundy

    Greencross Vets are as much a part of Bundy as ginger beer and sugar cane, so when I found Gordon frothing from the mouth and speaking in tongues, I knew just where to take him.

    “Rabies,” I muttered, bundling him into the car. “Well, he was bound to catch it sooner or later.”

    By the time we made it to the vet, Gordon’s eyes were rolling back in his head. But I wasn’t going to let a little thing like my best friend’s imminent demise get in the way of admiring a Big Thing, so we posed for a few happy snaps with Bundy the Wonderdog before rushing into the emergency ward.

    “This tiny alien doesn’t have rabies,” the vet chuckled after taking a peek at Gordon. “He just had too much Bundy Rum last night.”
    “You can tell that just by looking at him?” I gasped.

    “Well, Bigs, I attended the finest veterinary college in the country, have treated thousands of animals…” the vet grinned “… and I also saw Gordon dancing down Bourbong St at 2am this morning with a witches’ hat on his head.”

    I grimaced at the little alien. I wasn’t angry, just disappointed.

    “When in Rome, do as the Romans do,” Gordon rasped as he reached for a glass of Berocca. “And when in Bundy, drink as the locals do!”

  • The Big Rum Bottle, Bundaberg, QLD

    Cairo has the Pyramids, Paris has la tour Eiffel. Bundy has its own tribute to the culture of its people – this fantastic flagon of the good old fighting juice! The Big Rum Bottle wearily outside the Bundaberg Rum Distillery, which is a mecca for barflies Big Thing fanatics.

    The rum-filled Romeo was constructed for World Expo ’88 in Brisbane. He overshadowed the futuristic monorail and the Nepalese Peace Pagoda, and shipped north shortly thereafter. He remains as popular as the booze he’s modelled after and welcomes a non-stop stream of devotees – some of whom even seem sober!

    The distillery offers a tantalising variety of Bundy Rum memorabilia, although sadly nothing with the Big Rum Bottle on it. I had to visit the nearby Visitor Information Centre to buy my magnet. There’s a fascinating museum on site, and tours of the distillery are available, complete with generous tastings of the famous rum range.

    But please, try not to go overboard, otherwise you’ll have an encounter with another Big Thing – the Big Hangover!

    Like most icons, the Big Rum Bottle has plenty of copycats, including a doppelganger up the road in Rocky. There’s also Darrel the Barrel, who’s full the brim with the most scrumptious range of fizzy drinks you’ve ever seen – perfect for those who, like me, shy away from hard liquor.

    Standing seven metres tall, the Big Rum Bottle is large enough to hold several thousand litres of hard liquor. Or enough to last your average Queenslander for about three days, tee-hee!

  • Darrel the Barrel, Bundaberg, QLD

    The good people of Bundy are so obsessed with ginger beer that a regular-sized barrel full of it could never satisfy them. So in 2005 they built the Big Barrel – lovingly referred to as Darrel by his swarm of admirers – in the middle of the city. This soft drink paradise is certainly sweet!

    Darrel serves as a shrine to the region’s enviable fizzy drink pedigree, with everything from cola to lemonade on offer. For the curious, free tours of this Big Thing are available. I’m sure you’ll be as fascinated by the process behind crafting pink grapefruit sparkling water as I was. It’s certainly a brew-nique experience!

    The Barrel is open seven days a week for your drinking pleasure. For those who spent all their time posing in front of darrel, takeaway six-packs are available to purchase.

    Darrel is an alcohol-free barrel, so the nearby Big Bundy Bottle is the place for wallowing in intoxicated decadence. I must, however, confess to overindulging on the sarsaparilla. The alluring licorice aromas proved irresistible, and the resultant sugar high led to some particularly silly behaviour. I was sent barrelling towards self-destruction.

    I was forcibly removed for starting a fist fight with another patron over his belief that the Big Banana is the oldest Big Thing in Australia. Whilst my opinion was completely correct and his was, to put it bluntly, foolish and ill-educated, I shouldn’t have caused such a scene. I’ll stick to sugar-free beverages in future.

    Darrel may be only half a barrel, but he’s a whole lot of fun!