Ohh Marlin
My Marlin you’re so fine
Ohhhh-hhh-hhh
Don’t know if words can say
But Marlin I want to play
With you in the endless turquoise sea
But it isn’t meant to be
‘Cos you’re a work of wooden art
And in the ocean you will fall apart
Oh Marlin’
I dream about you often my pretty Marlin’
(Marlin’ you’re so fine)
I love the way you lure tourists into Ohana Island Creations
Where they can buy wooden crustaceans
I feel like half a man
Next to you, because you’re so grand
Your pointy beak thing is really rad
Sexiest fish I ever had
Gonna love you every single night
Until your owners hide you outta sight
Oh Marlin
I dream about you often my pretty Marlin
(Marlin you’re so fine)
I love the way you’ve been painted purple and blue
If I ever marry a sea creature it will be you
Woah oh oh oh
Every night Marlin
Gonna love you every single night, as you wish
What’s the difference between a marlin and a swordfish?
Oh Marlin
I dream about you often my pretty Marlin
(Marlin you’re so fine)
I love the feel of your wooden fins
A kiss from you makes me forget all my sins
Oh!
Thanks to pop stalwarts The Beach Boys for inspiring this article with their ditty Darlin’. Of course, this may actually be a sailfish, but that doesn’t rhyme with any Beach Boys songs, so let’s just keep it as is.
