Tag: Wodonga

  • Myee the Moth-Woman, Wodonga, Vic

    Some chaps go for women with long legs and ample bosoms, but I prefer mine to have technicolour moth wings and scrap metal fangs.

    It was hardly surprising, then, that I was drawn to Myee the Moth-Woman like some sort of flying insect to a flame.

    A highlight of Wodonga’s Crossing Place Trail, this babelicious bogong is forged from rusted metal and cuts a striking figure amongst the swaying gumtrees. The sanguine curves of the feminine form fuse seamlessly with the primeval mystique of the fluttering moth.

    It is as though Myee has presided over this bushland for aeons.

    She was created by local artisans Treahna Hamm and Michael Laubli. Treahna was inspired by an aboriginal dreamtime story about Myee, a precocious moth (which I’ve reproduced in stunning detail below).

    “Being an artist, the best thing I can do is to share my story through the landscape,” Treahna told an intrigued scribe from The Border Mail. “In Yorta Yorta traditional times, our stories were not only painted, they were carved, danced and sung. The best way to teach our culture is outdoors where that connection to country happens.

    “To me, if someone appreciates the sculptures in a subtle way or there’s something there that reminds them about their own stories or experiences, it’s a good thing.”

    Oh, we appreciate your work, Treahna!

    Myee might look big in these photos, but she’s even BIGGER in real life. In fact, she’s exactly 12 million times the weight of a real bogong – but that’s just simple moth-amatics. 

    The Legend of Myee the Moth-Woman

    Our story begins many moons ago, when men were moths and women were also, apparently, moths. Myee, a buxom bogong spirit with wings like stained glass windows, lived happily beside the mighty Murray River with her boring, colourless husband Colin.

    At dusk she would turn her compound eyes towards the setting sun, dreaming of visiting the snowcapped mountains in the distance.

    “Why would a gorgeous half-woman-half-moth mutant like you want to go up there? It’s cold!” Colin would say, his antennae wiggling erratically.

    But Myee – poor, sweet Myee – couldn’t resist the lure of the wintery peaks. One afternoon, while Colin was at T-ball practise, she gave in to her carnal desires and flew into the highlands.

    Well she wasn’t going to drive, was she? It was 35,000BC!

    The views up there were spectacular and Myee was grateful for a bit of ‘me time’ – or should that be Myee time? – but that’s when disaster struck. A ferocious snow storm rolled in. When it finally passed, Myee realised it had stripped the bodacious hues from her wings.

    It had also ruined her perm, which was the real tragedy.

    Myee was, understandably, reluctant to tell the worriesome Colin what had happened. He was prone to overreaction and had probably already filed a moth-ing person report. But, surprisingly, he accepted Myee’s new, frumpier look without hesitation.

    Their proboscis entwined, proving love truly is blind. Hey, that rhymed!

    I Just Called To Say I Moth You

    I was so inspired by this tale of passion and acceptance that I asked Bigella to join me on my playdate with Myee.

    “I’d love to, Bigs,” she purred wistfully, eyeing off my freshly-pressed tunic. “But all I have to wear is this old moth-bitten sweater. Is that alright?”

    “Err, that might be a little, uh, homely for Land of the Bigs,” I replied delicately. “Do you mind staying in the car?”

    “But I thought you’d been touched by Myee and Colin’s tale of unconditional love?!”

    “Sorry, toots,” I shot back, swaggering off into the Victorian bush. “That was just an urban moth!”

  • Digby the Dinosaur, Albury, NSW

    Digby the Dinosaur, Albury, New South Wales

    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody walk with Digby the Dinosaur!

    She might be 65 million years old, but this delightful dino is still a big kid at heart. Digby lives in Albury Botanic Gardens’ wonderfully-presented Children’s Garden and is more than happy to be kissed, cuddled and climbed upon. It’s safe to say she’s dinos-awfully popular!

    Digby’s not as famous as her aunty Ploddy or as grand as her uncle Big Kev, but is every bit as remarkable. She’s immense yet adorable, vivacious yet shy, and incredibly unique. Oh, and those eyes are to die-nosaur for! You can find her hiding away in the trees, head to the ground to say hello to her friends.

    For those who are overwhelmed by Bigs on this scale, Digby’s baby son Diego is playing blissfully nearby – and he’ll fill you with joy. There are also cubby houses, a fairy temple, and a terrifying troll cave that I was too much of a sissy to enter!

    After a big morning of playing with Digby and Diego, why not head to the nearby World’s Biggest Rolling Pin for a sandwich at their dino… uh, I mean diner!

  • World’s Biggest Rolling Pin, Wodonga, VIC

    The World's Biggest Rolling Pin, Wodonga, Victoria

    Roll up, roll up, because I want to introduce you to the largest, most-in-charge-est rolling pin you’ll ever see. She’s 14-metres-long, weighs more than two tonnes, and looms large over the famous Henri’s Wodonga Bakery. You definitely knead to see the World’s Biggest Rolling Pin!

    The larger-than-loaf pin was installed in 1992, in what has been described as Wodonga’s finest flour. The good people at Guinness World Records rushed to pop this Victorian icon atop hotly-contested Biggest Rolling Pin category. Apparently it can roll, but was completely stationary when I turned up to admire it, but I guess you can’t spin ’em all.

    Although it lacks the wow-factor of other giant utensils such as Grenfell’s Big Gold Pick and Pan or Kew’s Big Axe – and isn’t as huggable as the nearby Digby the Dinosaur – it’s the sort of Big that really gets under your scone after a while and proves to be a to-pie-for experience.

    The sprawling bakery beneath the cylindrical superstar offers a mouthwatering array of sausage rolls, cakes, burgers, juices and sourdough bread. The perky pinheads percolating within are particularly pleasant, al-dough I do have one complaint – no Rolling Pin souvenirs! I would’ve loved a miniature version of the World’s Largest Rolling Pin. Alas, I will never be able to find such a thing.

    All-in-all, it’s worth baking the effort to visit the World’s Biggest Rolling Pin!