Ohh Marlin
My Marlin you’re so fine
Ohhhh-hhh-hhh
Don’t know if words can say
But Marlin I want to play
With you in the endless turquoise sea
But it isn’t meant to be
‘Cos you’re a work of wooden art
And in the ocean you will fall apart
Oh Marlin’
I dream about you often my pretty Marlin’
(Marlin’ you’re so fine)
I love the way you lure tourists into Ohana Island Creations
Where they can buy wooden crustaceans
I feel like half a man
Next to you, because you’re so grand
Your pointy beak thing is really rad
Sexiest fish I ever had
Gonna love you every single night
Until your owners hide you outta sight
Oh Marlin
I dream about you often my pretty Marlin
(Marlin you’re so fine)
I love the way you’ve been painted purple and blue
If I ever marry a sea creature it will be you
Woah oh oh oh
Every night Marlin
Gonna love you every single night, as you wish
What’s the difference between a marlin and a swordfish?
Oh Marlin
I dream about you often my pretty Marlin
(Marlin you’re so fine)
I love the feel of your wooden fins
A kiss from you makes me forget all my sins
Oh!
Thanks to pop stalwarts The Beach Boys for inspiring this article with their ditty Darlin’.
