Bigs is back, dressed in lilac
With tiny Gordon on his back
At Arca de Noé
Guatemalan pet shop, so you know
Joaquin the Dog
Just Joaquin the Dog
If you haven’t been to see him
I’ll help you find Joaquin the Dog
As a French bulldog it makes sense
That Joaquin is a bit intense
But he’s a misunderstood guy
If Joaquin’s left alone at night he’ll cry
Joaquin the Dog
Just Joaquin the Dog
If you’re in Guate City do it
Get out there, find Joaquin the Dog
Come on now, come on, come on!
Like Joaquin, Gordon is hairy
A kind yet misconceived fellow
They’ve got silver collars and Guatemalan dollars
Let’s all watch their romance grow
Joaquin the Dog
Just Joaquin the Dog
Put down your Pollo Campero
Soon you’ll be with Joaquin the Dog
Come on now, come on, come on
Oh oh, just a, just a, just a Joaquin
Just a, just a, just a Joaquin
Just a, just a, just a Joaquin
Oh yeah, if you want to see a statue sit
No-one sits like Joaquin the Dog, oh
Just a, just a, just a, just a, just a, just a Joaquin!
Just a, just a, just a, just a, just a, just a Joaquin, oh!
